Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
I hope Meg has come in counter with something like this
*throws down two fistfuls of quarters and tackles da puppeh*
For Dave, who would be reduced to a blubbering pile of love if we could own this dog
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My cat loved this hammock when he got it but hasn’t touched it in months. Then today we were selling it and this is how he tells us he still wants it… “Please mom! I swear I’ll play with it more! Look! I’m playing right now! Weeeee”
When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
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